Thursday, May 20, 2010


I found these poems quite a long time ago and I have NO idea where or who wrote them.   They are about SPD and pregnancy. 

first... everyone's favorite childhood standard, clickity clackity pube (performed to the tune of hickory dickory dock).

clickity clackity pube,
your joints could use some lube.
you snap and strain,
cause major pain,
clickity clackity pube

and of course the ever popular little miss melvis.

little miss melvis sat on her pelvis,
rubbing her big pregnant belly...
but with two baby weights, her pube seperates,
and she painfully states: "WHOA NELLY!"

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